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Justice League of America #6 |
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Story Title: 'The Tornado's
Path' (Chapter Six: Iron Man)
Writer: Brad Meltzer
Artists: Ed Benes
Inker: Sandra Hope
Covers: Michael Turner & Peter Steigerwald
and Adam Hughes
Colorist: Alex Sinclair
Letterer: Rob Leigh
Asst. Editor: Adam Schlagman
Editor: Eddie Berganza
Published by: DC Comics
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Reviewed by:
Bruce Logan |
Oh, look at that, it’s so emotional that I want
to cry. Oh, look again, this time it’s so emotional that I want
to cry again. Oh, look, it’s so…well, you get the idea. Whether
fufu-friendly or painful-angsty, the drama-fest that is
Justice League of America is chockfull of it, it is really
full of it. Everyone knowing everything about everyone
and running an internal monologue of it to the reader (okay,
that second part is just Arsenal). Everyone literally falling
over themselves to help out the others. Alright already, we get
it. This is the new, brighter, friendlier DC (and as such the
League) but come on, this is the Justice friggin’ League for
crying out aloud, not the Days of Our Lives, General
Hospital or any other crappy daytime soap. Please, please,
pleeeeeaaaaase someone tell Brad Meltzer that.
What do I say about an issue that I read twice? Sorry, let me
correct that. I read it once, and that too under three minutes.
The second time was only for viewing purposes i.e. the
art, (will get to that later). I don’t know whether Meltzer was
trying to make for the shafting he gave to the Dibnys but in
these last six issues he has done what I thought wasn’t possible
(for a former YJ reader), he has made me wish death to not only
Red Tornado but also to his wife Kathy and even their daughter
Treya, (just because I wouldn't want her to be orphaned again).
When he is not getting the life beaten out of him by Solomon
Grundy, Reddy is moping, both over himself and about his family.
Even his seeing Kathy, getting up and beating Grundy is so
cheesy that even Piizza Hut’s wouldn’t be able to compete with,
not with their quadruple decker, cheese in the crust, heck,
cheese as the crust pizza.
In case anyone is wondering about the other big bad of the
issue, Red-Amazo, his part here is just to look dangerous,
splutter around and make a plausible reason for why exactly were
we getting to see the vivacious Vixen all these months. Yeah,
big whoop. For anyone reading this review, issue or even this
arc please be forewarned that even at the end of six issues,
Meltzer still doesn’t have a League ready. Six issues (excluding
#0), seven months and still nothing. Moreover, even though this
arc has officially ended, meaning it has enough pages for a TPB,
there is still no clarification for why was Geo-Force being
paraded through these pages? Speaking of Geo-Force, what exactly
is that thing he is wearing? It is not his costume, and even
more than, what is that crotch strip supposed to be? An outey
‘landing strip’?
Now for the artwork and if there is one thing memorable to come
out of this arc, other than its horrible story, it is Ed Benes
and his first outing in DC’s flagship team-title. And what an
outing it has been. Accompanied by Sandra Hope on the inks and
the always great Alex Sinclair on the colors, Benes at least
gave a JLA story that actually felt like it was telling a big
story, a new beginning, a fresh start, and all that jazz. A fan
of his (as also Ivan Reis) work since his Chaos! Comics
days I am definitely looking forward to see more of him, even if
he has to made to do with a story such as this one.
Conclusion: Forget about comparing to the opener
arc of the previous JLA series or even the ongoing one on
Justice Society of America, this first arc of this new
series doesn’t even reach the levels of the first arc of even
the current Outsiders and Teen Titans. Even if the
artwork does, the writing sure doesn’t. Story: 2/5
Art: 5/5
Overall: 3.5/5
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